Hahahahaha this was created during the HBL period when I didn't know how to do some of the Chemistry questions, and I actually asked my bro for help. Then......hahaha he just rocked the chemistry worksheet totally in the boxed-red area! NICE ONE! OPPS. (please bear in mind this is not meant to offend Chemistry teachers/lovers or insult this subject) This thing is just for laughs.
Anyway, I am also here to say I'm a noob in DJ Max but am still proud of it because I enjoy it. Yay I'm a natural noob ^^ And yay I love Paramore's Ignorance and I'm so looking forward to the release of the whole of Brand New Eyes (new) album! Nyehehehehehe!
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Thursday, July 09, 2009 ™
10:13 PM
Hi. I am tired (of living). Delude yourself for a little while more, Joan. You can do this.
Slumber. Dumber. Whatever.
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Sunday, July 05, 2009 ™
7:28 PM
Happy Birthday to Shirleneh, Jeselyn Tay,
Hong Wei, United States of America! (4th July) And lastly, confuckingratulations to Joan Tong who had turned 16! I am legalised to watch NC16 movies from now on. Condolences to my dad's friend's father, may you rest in peace. (left on 4th July, 2009)
These are some people I want to thank:
1. Felix 2. Shirlene 3. Adrian 4. Hui Yi 5. Cheong Sian 6. Royston 7. Auntie Lieng Choo/Xiao-gim 8. Jing Jing 9. Ray Gin 10. Shi Jie 11. Belle 12. Yong Cheng/Zee 13. Verlin 14. Joshua Korkor 15. Jiaxin 16. Melissa Deng 17. Woan Rong 18. Shou Hua 19. Mars 20. Stanley Khor 21. Begonia 22. Min Xian 23. Azhar 24. Cherminn 25. Hannan 26. Kathleen
Thank you guys so much for your birthday wishes. If I had left any of your names out, please tell me alright. (: And up there, you can see a name being bolded. Hahaha alrights ahem, Melissa Deng Xiu Yan, my goody-weird-lovable cousin, was my saviour of 4th July 2009. Like, really.
She was the only one free and bothered enough to spend time with me on my birthday; one who went shopping with me at Expo, bought me nice presents, treated me to a good meal at BBQ Chicken, brought me to visit Jason & Auntie Pauline, treated my family to delicious doughnuts and saw me home (though I was reluctant to go home). She's a weird person! She doesn't allow me to fork out money! :O
"Weird teenager. I am the adult and I have income. You are the kid. I will pay for everything today"
LOLOL! So yes, there she goes, she paid everything for me. Man, how can I ever repay you, Melissa? [: Really thanks a million for yesterday, it was awesome being with you even though you are the "sit down drink tea eat cake talk chill and read a book" kind of person who has an all-new definition of "fun". Love ya!♥ Thank you Jason (my cousin) for the honey stick and Lackerol. Like always, you are still very much in love with Lackerol. =p And of course, thank you Mommy & Auntie Pauline for the red packets. Thank you all.
PS: Melissa is a good catch, so guys, grab her! While stocks last! =P HAHAHAHAHAHA. And oh, HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER! I BRIBED YOU TODAY WITH $250 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Friday, July 03, 2009 ™
11:50 PM
Dad: What do you want for your birthday present? Me: Give me a smile Dad: (smiles widely) Me: Yup, good enough.
I don't really need anything more. I already am very fortunate and own whatever I need. Celebration of Daddy's birthday happaned merely few hours ago. Haha, hope you're happy, daddy! :D And here are some retarded moments at dinner just now...ahaha.
Me: (uses chopsticks to eat Jonathan's ice-cream) Me: This is the oriental way of eating. We are Asians, so we have to use chopsticks to eat ice-cream! Jonathan: Then trying drinking Strawberry milkshake with chopsticks? Me: (pauses) Can't...it is liquid. Jonathan: Can! Let me show you how!
Let's take a look at what J.O. Nathan is capable of... (you may want to click these images for clearer view)
I love you daddy! (: The month of July comes really fast. It is past 12am and it's my dad's birthday now. And in less than 24 hours' time, my day would come. School is still on hiatus but is gracious enough to present me many prestigious gifts in advance, through the advanced technology and allowing me to turn on my computer for hours and hours, so much so that it allows me to enjoy every single minute of it. Million thanks?
Alrights, anyway these are the pictures from the month of June. Was selectively uploading.
Absence of captions is the result of laziness. Sorry but I'm not apologetic. HAHAHA.
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009 ™
2:15 AM
I can no longer suppress this anymore, like oh no, I feel like...
FISH YOU WESTWOOD YOU DUMB DUMB DUMB ASSES WHO KEEP SPAMMING OUR LITESPEED PLATFORM WITH ALL THE ASSIGNMENTS UNDER THE BEAUTIFUL NAME OF HBL HOW NICE YOU'VE PUT IT AND ALL THE DEADLINES ARE SO TIGHT OMG OMG OMG. WESTWOOD PLEASE REOPEN I BEG OF YOU PLEASE REOPEN SOON PLEASE LET US OFF WE CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE LIKE WHAT THE SHITTY POO-POO. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN FOR WESTWOOD'S OVERNIGHT FAME IN CLOSING SCHOOL FOR H1N1 BECAUSE THIS SUCKS LIKE TOTALLY SHOOSH. I DON'T WANT THIS FREAKING HOLIDAY NOW. FISH YOU H1N1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am very sorry I am doing this. I'm losing my composure. ): And oh yes, I do miss Michael Jackson a lot. Rest in peace.
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Monday, June 29, 2009 ™
9:52 PM
Something is really wrong with Blogger, I cannot upload those photos that I've taken in Genting. Geez. Anyway, the Genting trip was fine. Pretty fun sometimes, but was kinda ruined a little as well. Whatever.
School holidays are extended so school will only resume on 7th July. I am fine with extension of holidays but at the same time I'd roll my eyes at something, well that is, the all-time sianzation for students....ASSIGNMENTS. (sorry I've run out of EL vocabulary to describe this term, sometimes I really do appreciate Singlish's existence)
Yes, online assignments under the name of "Home-Based Learning". Ya know, when I saw this home-based thing, I was kinda expecting some video tutorials or whatever, but look, haha how fascinating this thing is. So it turns out to be assignments under the godly name of HBL! HAHAHA. Sorry again, if I don't laugh, it'd mean that I'd go on and on with all the obscene text-crap (wow new term).
Alright, I think I'm getting boring...erm okay no wait, something interesting just popped up. My current personal message has this sentence: "I am thinking of how to celebrate 4th July, suggestions?" And interestingly, Ray Gin suggests that I go to USA and be an American since it's Americans' Independence. Haha, then I'd be the outcast with dark hair, single eyelids and high cheekbones down there. But no, really, I'm not celebrating Americans' Independence though it sounds cool enough. Hahaha okay whatever.
HAHAHA I AM SO NOT FINE TODAY. :) I am hahaha-ing just so that I am fine. Got it? HAHA.
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Sunday, June 21, 2009 ™
11:53 PM
First of all... HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY TO SIM SHI JIE!!! :D :D :D Even though you still can't watch R21 movies yet, it is good enough to be able to watch NC16 movies now. One step at a time! But don't worry, you'll get to see R21 movies in 5 years' time! :D
Secondly... HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL FATHERS IN THE WORLD (ESPECIALLY MY DADDY)! Daddy, you're awesome. Love you dad! ♥
This will probably be the last post before I go to Genting tomorrow. The first time I am going on an overseas trip with my family, hahaha. Though it is only Genting, it is good enough that we're finally going out of Singapore for once. I am, ahem almost done with my SS corrections. I'm getting there! Hahaha okay wish me a safe journey ahead!
PS: All fellow students, please log on to this page, and at the bottom left there is a poll. Please vote for extension of holidays. Spread the news & thanks!
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Staying is staying.
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Staying means you'll not leave.
Leaving means you'll not stay.
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Joan T.,
4th July
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